Minvedbannarltanvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving ferret.

Minvedbannarltanvog created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvedbannarltanvog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minvedbannarltanvog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Minvedbannarltanvog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Minvedbannarltanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Minvedbannarltanvog loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.