Righanort is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring hummingbird.

Righanort created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Righanort, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Righanort, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Righanort's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Righanort's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.