Davwipham is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective toad.

Davwipham created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Davwipham, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davwipham, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Davwipham's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Davwipham's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. You must pray to Davwipham four times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.