Bannelsab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional dryad.

Bannelsab created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bannelsab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bannelsab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bannelsab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bannelsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.