Yarpgetspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient gnu.

Yarpgetspag created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpgetspag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarpgetspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yarpgetspag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yarpgetspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing fawn coats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Yarpgetspag six times a day.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.