Ruttrillkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent manatee.

Ruttrillkin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttrillkin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttrillkin, it will turn you into a mole.

Ruttrillkin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ruttrillkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing purple shirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hop near badgers.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Ruttrillkin on top of important buildings.