Hitfasyik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Hitfasyik created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hitfasyik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hitfasyik, he will not care.

Hitfasyik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hitfasyik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hitfasyik on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing cyan shirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.