Cimmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional mongoose.

Cimmit created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cimmit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cimmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Worship no other gods but Cimmit.