Fligdonyat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful mink.

Fligdonyat created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdonyat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligdonyat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fligdonyat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fligdonyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not chop down trees.