Yimhotlin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sapient centaur.

Yimhotlin created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimhotlin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yimhotlin, she will turn you into a slug.

Yimhotlin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yimhotlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill manatees.