Batfatlargfidcim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless cat.

Batfatlargfidcim created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Batfatlargfidcim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batfatlargfidcim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Batfatlargfidcim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Batfatlargfidcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not commit murder.