Cimhamwig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic wasp.

Cimhamwig created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimhamwig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cimhamwig, he will turn you into a dog.

Cimhamwig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cimhamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Cimhamwig loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cimhamwig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.