Loopfarnjad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying camel.

Loopfarnjad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfarnjad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loopfarnjad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Loopfarnjad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Loopfarnjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Always wear cyan.