Loopfarnjad is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying
camel.
Loopfarnjad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Loopfarnjad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Loopfarnjad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Loopfarnjad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Loopfarnjad's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about corn.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Always help squirrels.
5. Always wear cyan.