Kamquatrot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented chinchilla.

Kamquatrot created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamquatrot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamquatrot, it will turn you into a plant.

Kamquatrot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kamquatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Kamquatrot loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Kamquatrot loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always look after injured otters.