Arptablop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate centaur.

Arptablop created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arptablop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arptablop, she will turn you into a hamster.

Arptablop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Arptablop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing white dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your feet.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never skip near snails.