Kadfetwig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane naga.

Kadfetwig created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfetwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadfetwig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kadfetwig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kadfetwig's Holy Commandments

1. Kadfetwig loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never think about dark matter near great tits while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the north.