Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent dove.

Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Motgupbag Sidnilfagflancamdogcadzan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.