Latappmis Monyattlarnpib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Latappmis Monyattlarnpib created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latappmis Monyattlarnpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Latappmis Monyattlarnpib, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Latappmis Monyattlarnpib's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Latappmis Monyattlarnpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Latappmis Monyattlarnpib.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Latappmis Monyattlarnpib.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.