Bemnabrultailtabcib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive eagle.

Bemnabrultailtabcib created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemnabrultailtabcib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bemnabrultailtabcib, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bemnabrultailtabcib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bemnabrultailtabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bemnabrultailtabcib.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.