Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless
fox.
Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss created an atom two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Fabgudhiv Vogtamdiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always treat horses with great respect.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.