Hubflampak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered coyote.

Hubflampak created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubflampak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hubflampak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hubflampak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hubflampak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hubflampak.