Fotgiggum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless hippopotamus.

Fotgiggum created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgiggum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotgiggum, she will not care at all.

Fotgiggum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fotgiggum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fotgiggum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Fotgiggum on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing red shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.