Hubtargkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome goat.

Hubtargkad created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtargkad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubtargkad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hubtargkad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hubtargkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.