Minbugkim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, proud crab.

Minbugkim created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Minbugkim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minbugkim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Minbugkim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Minbugkim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Do not listen to music.