Kemciblen Sandmoncim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kemciblen Sandmoncim created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemciblen Sandmoncim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemciblen Sandmoncim, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kemciblen Sandmoncim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kemciblen Sandmoncim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.