Jipnulldim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain camel.

Jipnulldim created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipnulldim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jipnulldim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jipnulldim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jipnulldim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed rice to seals while wearing indigo hats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Jipnulldim loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.