Vilbanster Lanpodflag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing warg.

Vilbanster Lanpodflag created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbanster Lanpodflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vilbanster Lanpodflag, she will curse you with boils.

Vilbanster Lanpodflag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vilbanster Lanpodflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilbanster Lanpodflag.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Vilbanster Lanpodflag's priests.