Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin, it will curse you with boils.

Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always obey Metwipzog Gepbigvidstragjin's priests.

4. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.