Nilrilkad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast beaver.

Nilrilkad created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilrilkad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nilrilkad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nilrilkad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nilrilkad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.