Sankopkikpom Metstipfut
is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, kind
hydra
.
Sankopkikpom Metstipfut
created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sankopkikpom Metstipfut
, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Sankopkikpom Metstipfut
, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Sankopkikpom Metstipfut's
most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Sankopkikpom Metstipfut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never talk about asteroids.
4. Always help dogs.
5. Always stare at clouds.
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