Bog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable owl.

Bog created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.