Bog is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable
owl.
Bog created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bog, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Bog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Bog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Bog's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing cyan trousers.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.