Karjadtadhas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable wombat.

Karjadtadhas created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Karjadtadhas, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karjadtadhas, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Karjadtadhas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Karjadtadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Never sing near manatees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if seven snakes approach from the north.
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