Podweemisbotmab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic bear.

Podweemisbotmab created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Podweemisbotmab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Podweemisbotmab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Podweemisbotmab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Podweemisbotmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.