Wodboplun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful chicken.

Wodboplun created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodboplun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodboplun, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodboplun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wodboplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.