Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn
is a god.
She takes the form of a small, selfish
meerkat
.
Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn
created the Sol system five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn
, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn
, she will turn you into a goat.
Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn's
most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Nurnurfum Nullbedsterarn's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not speak about corn.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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