Lippadvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair shark.

Lippadvid created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Lippadvid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lippadvid, it will curse you with boils.

Lippadvid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lippadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lippadvid.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.