Negjan is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, conceited
centaur.
Negjan created water four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Negjan, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Negjan, she will cry a lot.
Negjan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Negjan's Holy Commandments1. Never mention hamsters.
2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
5. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing purple shirts and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.