Wabmapguddunranflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable mole.

Wabmapguddunranflis created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmapguddunranflis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabmapguddunranflis, it will turn you into a duck.

Wabmapguddunranflis' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wabmapguddunranflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wabmapguddunranflis.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing brown dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

4. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing yellow hats and balancing eight tin spheres on your face.

5. Never look at comets.