Rullitcim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing parrot.

Rullitcim created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullitcim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullitcim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rullitcim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rullitcim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.