Vedcadstafhunmob is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing narwhal.

Vedcadstafhunmob created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcadstafhunmob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vedcadstafhunmob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vedcadstafhunmob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vedcadstafhunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.