Wonkikladjigyamnatkik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, calm yak.

Wonkikladjigyamnatkik created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wonkikladjigyamnatkik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonkikladjigyamnatkik, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wonkikladjigyamnatkik's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wonkikladjigyamnatkik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonkikladjigyamnatkik.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Fast once a month.