Gadfotran is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing
squirrel.
Gadfotran created an atom two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadfotran, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gadfotran, she will not invite you to parties.
Gadfotran's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gadfotran's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four snakes approach from the south.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Gadfotran must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Retreat if three badgers approach from the north.
5. Never laugh near mites.