Gadfotran is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing squirrel.

Gadfotran created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfotran, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadfotran, she will not invite you to parties.

Gadfotran's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gadfotran's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four snakes approach from the south.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Gadfotran must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if three badgers approach from the north.

5. Never laugh near mites.