Ladbosscat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy tapir.

Ladbosscat created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbosscat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladbosscat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ladbosscat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ladbosscat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Ladbosscat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not take Ladbosscat's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. You must pray to Ladbosscat six times a day.
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