Gumnegbus Wegarfzak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying fish.

Gumnegbus Wegarfzak created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnegbus Wegarfzak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gumnegbus Wegarfzak, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gumnegbus Wegarfzak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gumnegbus Wegarfzak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.