Tadhatbogfet Dub is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, temperamental
mink.
Tadhatbogfet Dub created a top quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadhatbogfet Dub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tadhatbogfet Dub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Tadhatbogfet Dub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Tadhatbogfet Dub's Holy Commandments1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Tadhatbogfet Dub on top of important buildings.
2. Never feed corn to bats while wearing shoes.
3. Do not take Tadhatbogfet Dub's name in vain.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never eat bark.