Honjabfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing newt.

Honjabfub created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Honjabfub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honjabfub, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Honjabfub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Honjabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Honjabfub on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Honjabfub.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.