Cedsittam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent bee.

Cedsittam created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsittam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedsittam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cedsittam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cedsittam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never sit near swans.

3. Run away from mauve whales, for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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