Dodxuckfab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, temperamental goat.

Dodxuckfab created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodxuckfab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dodxuckfab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dodxuckfab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dodxuckfab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Put Dodxuckfab first in all things.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
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