Limgenweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair frog.

Limgenweg created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limgenweg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limgenweg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Limgenweg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Limgenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing indigo kilts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Never feed oranges to swans while wearing orange tights.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.