Litlancat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart chicken.

Litlancat created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Litlancat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litlancat, it will turn you into a goat.

Litlancat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Litlancat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litlancat.

4. Litlancat loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the east.